So as I was reading Facebook today I came across some important and potentially life changing information regarding internet privacy and social media. It was posted on 3 different people’s profile pages, and one person even said they got it off a lawyers page so you know it must be true. It starts out with an ominous warning:
“Deadline tomorrow!!! Everything you’ve ever posted become public from tomorrow. Even messages that have been deleted or photos not allowed. It costs nothing to copy and paste, better safe than sorry”
Holy shit! You mean that all the things I have posted on a publicly available, free to join social media site aren’t private!!!! What the hell, this is not what I signed up for. Thanks for nothing Obama! Clearly dumping photos and opinions indiscriminately out to the internet should be protected so people can’t actually look at or read them. And it looks like it isn’t just select posts, its everything. Even that conversation I had with some guy I barely know who refused to admit that all his political viewpoints were clearly wrong. It’s also clear that the person creating this message was in a rush or under some duress (probably from the NSA) based on the horrible grammar, sentence structure, and lack of knowledge of the English language. I mean, why else would it sound so stupid? But wait, there’s more:
WHOA!!! I didn’t even know San Diego had a Channel 13 News!! They seem to be really on top of shit, much more than that so called “cable news”. I couldn’t even find this report on CNN, MSNBC, Fox, or the NY Times. I should watch their broadcasts more often. Someone over there is probably in contention for a Pulitzer for breaking this type of huge scoop.
Now I know what you’re thinking, “This can’t be real” and I thought might be also the case, until I read this part of the post:
“With this statement, I give notice to Facebook it is strictly forbidden to take action against me based on this profile and its contents. The content is private and confidential information. The violation of privacy can be punished by law (UCC 1-308-11 308-103 and the Rome Statute).”
I don’t know what all those numbers mean but the Rome Statute is foreign sounding so you know it must be important…and it is. They are an international court that handles genocide, crimes against humanity, and war crimes. The fact that they are now policing Facebook privacy concerns just shows how everyone should stand up and tell all their friends that this weird post not reported by any news anywhere but Channel 13 is a super big deal.
Not on board yet? Well if this chilling last line doesn’t do it, nothing will:
“If you do not publish a statement at least once it will be tactically allowing the use of your photos, as well as information contained in status updates.”
Now I don’t know about you, but I certainly don’t want some cabbage eating commie tactically using my photos of that weirdo from the Ancient Aliens TV show in some kind of false flag operation.
And if you have watched as much Alex Jones as I have, which is a lot, you would already know that 95% of what happens in the world are False Flag operations. So hurry up before it is too late. Copy the pieces of text from this post and load them up into your Facebook profile before your information ends up being used in a Donald Trump speech. Now if you will excuse me, I have to run. I have several emails that need my attention. Apparently 3 different banks that I don’t have accounts with need me to update my personal information, and somehow the Prince of Monaco is stranded in Cedar Rapids, Iowa and needs some money wired to him so he can get back to his casino in time for a Celine Dion concert. Man, what a crazy world we live in.
This post is a reprint from BitterBeardface
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